Car? what car?

Storms are big problems for most countries, powerful winds, pouring water, streets flooding, and after the storm has passed, figuring out how to get from point A to point B, without having to stop for several hours waiting in the middle of a pond while still in your car.
And there is a simple solution to this, a car that can go anywhere, one that can move through the highest waters, can speed over pot holes, and even go right over other cars with out so much of a second thought. What I mean is, a TRUCK.

 Like most people who already own a truck, I have a normal stock truck, a Mitsubishi L200. It's strong, slow, slightly raised and angled, diesel turbo, and has gotten me through some very high water. I LOVE MY TRUCK :)

 A small step up from the L-200, you get the Toyota Hilux, faster, bolder, and just a bit bigger. This one was featured in Top Gear and was the first truck to ever reach the north pole! Of coarse this one was fitted with several extras to get there, my favorite addition, the side mounted rifle.

 The Americans also think they can make a stock standard truck, well they can but they always seem to be a bit overweight?  very wide, and very long, the Ford F150 is a bit of a fatty, and isn't set that high either, it can come with a big engine, but does that help you traverse a river?

 Here is another Ford, American, fatty, and I don't know if the woman next to the truck is really short, or the truck is really big. Yes this is the Ford F-650, a six door, bus length, monster height, V8, throw your mini van in the trunk kind of monster. This can get your whole family over that shoulder high puddle of raging water.

 The Ford not doing it for you? just a little too big, to drive? Well here is your answer, a dodge. This Dodge Ram BFT, think that stands for Big Fucking Truck, six-wheeled V8, power house can get you anywhere you want, nothing can stop you from reaching your destination, more traction than you know what to do with and as big as a house!

 All those super trucks are fun and nice, but if you don't feel like spending 80,000 dollars for a new truck, just get that old guy, and raise it!!!! This F150 seems to have gone through a growth spurt and gotten its self some bigger shoes. You'll need a stair case to get into it though.

 Deserts are a fun place to go, but you can't be to careful about what you go in, just like these guys. A Pro truck is made for the impossible, gets over anything, never stops, sees all, and fast to. Not for the faint of heart, these things can cross the Sahara, and have fun doing so.

 4 wheels? 6 wheels? No, 10 wheels, and a whole lot of steel. don't just transport you family, but you entire neighborhood! Miners got the best trucks, monsters that can flatten a monster truck, and have a house sitting in its trunk, NO JOKE! If ever the world is going to end, wrap your self up in this puppy!

And while your at it, moving your house round, why not throw on some 1000 inch rims, they'll go perfectly with that 5 foot air intake and that 7 foot turbo. No pimp or rapper will mess with you when they see this ride! This truck comes standard with a staircase.



So what ever you drive, unless its a car, your truck can be helpful at the worst of times and can save you family from disaster. So do the right thing, and buy a truck. A BIG ONE!